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Post by Captain Nudnick on Oct 14, 2005 8:11:55 GMT -5
There was a young chappie called Jerry
Who was keen to abandon his cherry...
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Post by Pooka on Oct 14, 2005 10:41:06 GMT -5
There was a young chappie called Jerry Who was keen to abandon his cherry... Like Big Jim did try On 'American Pie' - - - Then followed it up with some sherry.
But Little Jack Horner was dumb Instead of just using his thumb . . . |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Oct 17, 2005 10:24:38 GMT -5
But Little Jack Horner was dumb
Instead of just using his thumb
Though he knew it was wrong
He extruded his schlong
And with it stuffed plums up his nose...
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Post by Pooka on Oct 17, 2005 18:24:51 GMT -5
Plums with some rum -- it was frightening!
He drank it up faster than lightning . . .
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Oct 19, 2005 2:40:49 GMT -5
Plums with some rum -- it was frightening!
He drank it up faster than lightning
But the stones made him choke
It was really no joke
And his waistband was constantly tightening.
A hard one to finish, that.
There was a delightful young lady
Whose boyfriend was def'nitely shady...
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Post by Pooka on Oct 22, 2005 16:31:39 GMT -5
Plums with some rum -- it was frightening! He drank it up faster than lightning But the stones made him choke It was really no joke And his waistband was constantly tightening. A hard one to finish, that. Nice job there.  But 'slim', he was not Drank booze and did pot, "Dick Cheney" he was imitating. A boy from Long Island, it seems Had the craziest of prospects and dreams... |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Oct 29, 2005 4:03:08 GMT -5
A boy from Long Island, it seems
Had the craziest of prospects and dreams
He had a career
As a psychic or seer
Which, I feel, took the thing to extremes.
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Post by Crusoe on Oct 30, 2005 13:34:30 GMT -5
A radio critic called Billy,
Reacted to Ned, rather chilly,
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Nov 5, 2005 11:36:58 GMT -5
A radio critic called Billy,
Reacted to Ned, rather chilly
He said 'blast Southern toff,
He can * well * off'
Ned said 'Sweetie, now don't be so silly'.
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Post by Crusoe on Nov 22, 2005 8:13:43 GMT -5
The Beeb, when in need of more loot,
Gave it’s “Veg Talk” presenters the boot,
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Post by Mrs Bears Hat Advisor on Nov 22, 2005 10:45:02 GMT -5
The Beeb, when in need of more loot, Gave it’s “Veg Talk” presenters the boot, When they cried: ‘its not fair’ how come Nigel’s still there? |
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Post by Crusoe on Nov 22, 2005 11:18:38 GMT -5
They at least found a use for their root
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