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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 11, 2005 5:17:13 GMT -5
Here's our spiffy new Island, you see
The sight of it fills me with glee
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 11, 2005 6:23:56 GMT -5
It's all clean, spick and span
Thanks to Proboard's young man
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 11, 2005 9:17:45 GMT -5
His pipe, and his fiddlers three.
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 11, 2005 13:35:38 GMT -5
There's a sweaty young man here on skis
For some reason, I'm thinking of cheese
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 11, 2005 17:31:52 GMT -5
Parmesan, swiss, or cheddar
Limburger's not much better
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 12, 2005 3:46:38 GMT -5
There's a sweaty young man here on skis
For some reason, I'm thinking of cheese
Parmesan, swiss, or cheddar
Limburger's not much better
But the pong serves to keep away fleas.
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 12, 2005 3:48:23 GMT -5
A dashing young oaf, name of Cyril
Had designs on a young femal squirrel
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 12, 2005 4:42:26 GMT -5
A dashing young oaf, name of Cyril Had designs on a young femal squirrel He thought if he showed her A poster of Yoda |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 12, 2005 13:12:46 GMT -5
A dashing young oaf, name of Cyril Had designs on a young femal squirrel He thought if he showed her A poster of Yoda looks like "irrel" is styming things as a rhyme, so A dashing young oaf, name of Cyril Had designs on a young female squirrel He thought if he showed her A poster of Yoda She'd ignore his somewhat unfortunate name and the fact that as animals unless Cyril is also a squirrel they are not going to be the perfect match notwithstanding the poster of Yoda, and ran off with a hedgehog called Beryl. |
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 12, 2005 13:50:42 GMT -5
Did Beryl become sterile? Just wondering...  |
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 13, 2005 14:51:13 GMT -5
The trouble with two limericks thread sIs that no-one knows quite where to head Don't want it to stump us No one brought a compass ... |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 13, 2005 15:22:43 GMT -5
The trouble with two limericks threads
Is that no-one knows quite where to head
Don't want it to stump us
No one brought a compass ...
S'OK. I've a map here in my head.
x
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 13, 2005 15:26:49 GMT -5
(this is true, btw)
There's a Big Fat Dead Rat in the road.....
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Pooka
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Post by Pooka on Jun 13, 2005 15:44:38 GMT -5
"But Nurse, it looks more like a toad!"  |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 13, 2005 17:34:37 GMT -5
There's a Big Fat Dead Rat in the road.....
But Nurse, it looks more like a toad!
Pooks, rats are furry. Toads are not. OK?[/color][/size]
Dead rats don't look scary
When they're silent, and hairy
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