Crusoe
Islander
It's...
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Post by Crusoe on Sept 13, 2005 4:44:42 GMT -5
The Captain accuses the Nurse, Of assonance - what could be worse? He’d probably beat ‘er, For varying metre, |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 13, 2005 9:03:26 GMT -5
And verse. He'd coerce 'er to curse.   |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 13, 2005 14:43:07 GMT -5
It certainly inn't everyday
You see a fat man in a sleigh . . .
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Sept 13, 2005 14:57:39 GMT -5
It certainly inn't everyday
You see a fat man in a sleigh,
If he wears a red suit
And some shiny black boots,
He's either S. Claus, or he's gay.
The shops in the town are preparing,
For Christmas already, it's scaring!
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 13, 2005 16:13:44 GMT -5
On her birthday young Pooks should be kissed, (A temptation I couldn't resist) Sad to say, it's pathetic, She'd need anaesthetic Unless she was thoroughly pissed. How did I miss this?  I was probably under some sort of anaesthetic. It was either myself, or my internet server...  |
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Post by ViceCaptain on Sept 15, 2005 2:32:28 GMT -5
The shops in the town are preparing,
For Christmas already, it's scaring!
Hear the women and men
Screaming 'No!! Not again...!!!'
(And some of them actually swearing!)
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 15, 2005 9:30:55 GMT -5
And oh! - so much money that these
Retail shops charge for gifts and for trees . . .
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Sept 15, 2005 13:32:54 GMT -5
And oh! - so much money that these
Retail shops charge for gifts and for trees
Hark! the Christmas bells ring!
(Its the tills, you daft thing)
As the merchants give thanks on their knees
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 15, 2005 13:43:46 GMT -5
Most folk love to shop, yes it's true They look forward to Christmastime stew I won't let my cash wilt Out of sinister gilt guilt It's this time of year I become "Jew". |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Sept 16, 2005 3:25:58 GMT -5
Christmas stew? Is that what you have at your house? 'Take one plump reindeer.....'
Actually, reindeer steak is very tasty!
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 16, 2005 3:31:14 GMT -5
The way to make Christmastime stew: Take one plumped up reindeer, or two . . . YOU started it, Cap'n.  |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Sept 16, 2005 7:02:02 GMT -5
The way to make Christmastime stew:
Take one plumped up reindeer, or two,
Marinate it in rum
Hang a star on its bum,
Throw it out: order Pizza for two.
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Pooka
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Post by Pooka on Sept 16, 2005 8:48:17 GMT -5
I like to dress, looking serene,
So my costume for this Hallowe'en . . .
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Sept 18, 2005 9:11:23 GMT -5
I like to dress, looking serene,
So my costume for this Hallowe'en
Will be virginal white
And not too bloody tight
So my bum won't look really obscene!
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 18, 2005 13:46:12 GMT -5
When wearing bright orange and lime And cumberbund 'round my behind . . . |
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