Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 28, 2005 4:06:38 GMT -5
A man 'bout the size of a flea He lived on this lil' boat, you see Not a yawl or a sloop With a six-inch square poop... The home for a crew of 23. Don't scan it; it's Sunday. Scanner's off today anyway.  On Sunday, most folk stay in bed Coz Monday's the day that we dread . . . |
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 29, 2005 2:12:29 GMT -5
On Sunday, most folk stay in bed
Coz Monday's the day that we dread,
So it's best to give in,
Snuggle up with some gin,
Or a nicely priced bottle of red!
This is all very well, island friends,
But some of us work on weekends,
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 29, 2005 16:40:33 GMT -5
This is all very well, island friends,
But some of us work on weekends;
Just say when you're free!
And we'll make you some tea.
The brown liquid should make some amends.
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 30, 2005 16:24:47 GMT -5
That brown liquid tea that you have seen
Just might be bristling with caffeine . . .
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 31, 2005 1:27:26 GMT -5
That brown liquid tea that you have seen
Just might be bristling with caffeine
Nah - it's just Rosy Lee
It's as safe as can be
Just drink it - stop making a scene!
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 1, 2005 6:45:01 GMT -5
There once was a girl, Rosy Lee
Who cared for a family of three . . .
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Sept 1, 2005 8:50:41 GMT -5
There once was a girl, Rosy Lee Who cared for a family of three . . . The ungrateful brats Had hissy-fit spats |
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Crusoe
Islander
It's...
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Post by Crusoe on Sept 1, 2005 11:15:31 GMT -5
And were ugly and fat as could be.
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 2, 2005 9:29:48 GMT -5
What blue skies we have in September!
Though I'm finding it hard to remember . . .
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Crusoe
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It's...
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Post by Crusoe on Sept 6, 2005 11:13:30 GMT -5
Was last August all wet,
Or the hottest one yet?
I’ve gone daft as the Senior Member.
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Sept 7, 2005 3:14:10 GMT -5
A dashing young blade from Toledo
Sad to say had a rampant libido...
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 7, 2005 5:35:02 GMT -5
A dashing young blade from Toledo Sad to say had a rampant libido... His folks, of the bourgeoisie, Sent him straight to the ministry Ev'ry Sunday, he's reading the Credo. A man named Guido, and his cats, Who wore tuxedos and top hats . . . |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Sept 7, 2005 6:56:20 GMT -5
This sounds like Rupert Bear country to me...
A man named Guido, and his cats,
Who wore tuxedos and top hats
And followed him the whole day through
to watch the things that Guido'd do.
Sometimes he'd tie their little bows
Around their necks, so they could pose...
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 8, 2005 9:42:05 GMT -5
A man named Guido, and his cats, Who wore tuxedos and top hats And followed him the whole day through to watch the things that Guido'd do. Sometimes he'd tie their little bows Around their necks, so they could pose Along his shelves. It's a new trend. Did you know cats make great bookends?  |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 8, 2005 9:46:01 GMT -5
There once was a woman named Faye
She was quite a tramp, so they say . . .
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