Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 20, 2005 1:34:00 GMT -5
Ahem...There once was a crooked young bloke Who pulled off one 'ell of a joke . . .
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 20, 2005 3:31:58 GMT -5
Hell, why didn't you say so?
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 20, 2005 15:20:57 GMT -5
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 21, 2005 7:27:21 GMT -5
There once was a crooked young bloke
Who pulled off one hell of a joke
He put fake doggy poo
In his girlfriend's left shoe -
The poor girl dropped dead with a stroke.
Nasty...
There was a young woman from Fowey
Who'd a face just like Helen of Trowey...
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 21, 2005 9:20:50 GMT -5
There was a young woman from Fowey Who'd a face just like Helen of Trowey... No! not like a lord You may be in discord, She'd one of those faces you'd stow-'way.  Ol' Mike was a bit of a bore Simply awestruck by the Trojan War . . . |
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 21, 2005 12:47:40 GMT -5
Ol' Mike was a bit of a bore
Simply awestruck by the Trojan War.
And if Helen of Troy
Had just been a boy,
He'd have wished he was Paris, for sure!
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 21, 2005 12:49:25 GMT -5
In "Troy" was Sean Bean and Brad Pitt,
(It seemed to drag on quite a bit)
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 22, 2005 3:32:17 GMT -5
In "Troy" was Sean Bean and Brad Pitt,
(It seemed to drag on quite a bit)
Well I wouldn't know
Because I never go
To the pictures, it's all rubbish, in'nit?
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Crusoe
Islander
It's...
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Post by Crusoe on Aug 24, 2005 11:04:11 GMT -5
I went to “The Fantastic Four”,
“Fantastic”? It’s, frankly, a bore.
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 25, 2005 4:34:19 GMT -5
I went to “The Fantastic Four”,
“Fantastic”? It’s, frankly, a bore.
With the popcorn and coke
I am now sadly broke,
So I'm not going there anymore!
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 26, 2005 8:22:36 GMT -5
I'm broke, but I don't read the news
Instead, I spend money on booze . . .
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 26, 2005 15:11:20 GMT -5
I'm broke, but I don't read the news
Instead, I spend money on booze
Stephen's fine fish and chips
(Which go straight on my hips)
And ridiculous feminine shoes.
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 27, 2005 2:10:06 GMT -5
A lady named Luxury Yacht
Said "Come here, and see what I've gacht!"
So we all clustered round...
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 27, 2005 7:00:04 GMT -5
A lady named Luxury Yacht Said "Come here, and see what I've gacht!" So we all clustered round... And then without a sound, She showed us the dinghy she bought. A man 'bout the size of a flea He lived on this lil' boat, you see . . . |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 27, 2005 11:12:26 GMT -5
A man 'bout the size of a flea
He lived on this lil' boat, you see
Not a yawl or a sloop
With a six-inch square poop...
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