Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 21, 2005 1:28:16 GMT -5
When wearing bright orange and lime And cumberbund 'round my behind They say it's just quirky To dress like a turkey But it's only because I am blind.   |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Sept 23, 2005 7:15:58 GMT -5
There was a young filly from Goa
Did an act with a large, hungry boa...
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 23, 2005 11:05:14 GMT -5
There was a young filly from Goa Did an act with a large, hungry boa... Two by two, in the mud It was after the flood, A devoted disciple of Noah. One rainy day out in the park Abdullah came across an old ark . . . |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 23, 2005 12:12:17 GMT -5
There was a young filly from Goa Did an act with a large, hungry boa... "Yuh too fast!" she said. "I just fell outta bed. M'dear snake friend, you'll hafta go slowah."  |
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Sept 25, 2005 16:58:17 GMT -5
One rainy day out in the park Abdullah came across an old ark . . . The timbers were creaky And the bilges were leaky |
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Crusoe
Islander
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Post by Crusoe on Sept 26, 2005 3:23:23 GMT -5
One rainy day out in the park Abdullah came across an old ark . . . The timbers were creaky And the bilges were leaky And it made a strange noise In the dark. |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 27, 2005 14:55:54 GMT -5
There once was a very old lass Who lived in a shoe made of glass . . . |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Sept 28, 2005 10:54:12 GMT -5
There once was a very old lass Who lived in a shoe made of glass . . . Her name Cinderella Her job, fortune teller |
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Crusoe
Islander
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Post by Crusoe on Sept 28, 2005 11:06:51 GMT -5
There once was a very old lass Who lived in a shoe made of glass . . . Her name Cinderella Her job, fortune teller Most notable feature, her actually, come to think of it, I might let someone else finish this off. |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Sept 29, 2005 8:27:59 GMT -5
Most notable feature, her ...  ? |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Oct 8, 2005 5:58:14 GMT -5
Johnny Ray was 'The Nabob of Sob'
And he cried salty tears, the great slob.
But the teeny girls screamed...
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Oct 8, 2005 8:16:29 GMT -5
Johnny Ray was 'The Nabob of Sob' And he cried salty tears, the great slob. But the teeny girls screamed When they learned that their Dream Man Was partnered with some guy named Bob. There was an old locksmith called Mel Who fancied a young Southern belle . . . |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Oct 12, 2005 8:53:02 GMT -5
There was an old locksmith called Mel
Who fancied a young Southern belle
But love laughs at such
He'd a very soft touch
The result was she started to swell...
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Oct 12, 2005 8:55:04 GMT -5
A cracking young filly from Bude
Was desp'rate to get herself screwed...
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Crusoe
Islander
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Post by Crusoe on Oct 13, 2005 11:07:24 GMT -5
Provocative poses
Just earned her more roses,
From her boyfriend – the terrible prude.
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