Incomplete Limericks

[Crusoe]

There was a young lass from L.A.,
Whose knees had occasion to sway,


Anyone want to come up with what’s next?

[Desert Island Dick]

Crusoe said:

There was a young lass from L.A.,
Whose knees had occasion to sway,


Anyone want to come up with what�s next?

When they asked: 'does it hurt'?

[Crusoe]

Guest-Desert said:

When they asked: 'does it hurt'?

As they looked up her skirt

[Pooka]

Crusoe said:

As they looked up her skirt

She gave them a pearly shell lei.

[Crusoe]

A chap cast adrift on the beach

[Pooka]

Stumbled upon a ripe peach

[Crusoe]

So he thought “what a find!”

[Upsetter]

he threw it up

for a Coconut

And know he's in a Coma.

[Pooka]

There once was a poet, "The Upsetter"

[Upsetter]

Crusoe said:

So he thought “what a find!”

oh i see..sry

but I only like rind

[Pooka]

Upsetter said:

oh i see..sry

but I only like rind

The stones, to his sons, he bequeathed.

[Pooka]

A bottle, found washed up ashore

[Upsetter]

Puka said:

The stones, to his sons, he bequeathed.

Oh I like that..you're err Chelsea Girl right

And talking of Football. Now I really wanted to get this point across - as Little Billy would know - that for sheer nerve-wrenching drama, nothing matches FOOTBALL and anyone who says different is living in lalalaland (not literally)..every other sport is tepid in comparison, so stop babbling on about Cricket, Rugby Union and other mind-numbingly tedious nonsense.

Grrr..I'm back - I AM THE UPSETTER!

Actually I was with Liverpool all the way and with my usual prescience I gave up watching after half-time. However, as soon as Brigadier Gerard scored his great goal I suggested that, just as in every war, the Italians will fold like a house of cards and wave the white flag - and they did.

Now I'd just like to ask mine host to assure me that there are no members called Marco, Paulo, Gregorio, Mirando (what a gr8 name for a centre fwd).

[Crusoe]

Upsetter said:

And talking of Football. Now I really wanted to get this point across - as Little Billy would know - that for sheer nerve-wrenching drama, nothing matches FOOTBALL and anyone who says different is living in lalalaland (not literally)..every other sport is tepid in comparison, so stop babbling on about Cricket, Rugby Union and other mind-numbingly tedious nonsense.

I don’t think we’re ever going to agree on this one, Upsetter.

What of

There's a breathless hush in the close to-night
Ten to make and the match to win
A bumping pitch and a blinding light,
An hour to play, and the last man in…<br>
and all that?

Upsetter said:

Now I'd just like to ask mine host to assure me that there are no members called Marco, Paulo, Gregorio, Mirando (what a gr8 name for a centre fwd).

There were but I made them change their names. I’m stern, like that.

[Crusoe]

Puka said:

A bottle, found washed up ashore

By a butcher, a nurse and a bore,