Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 6, 2005 11:23:32 GMT -5
Our Crusoe needs haircut and shave Or the consequences could be grave When left out on the sands With long hair in both hands The girls, they all swoon from the cave  |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 6, 2005 11:56:01 GMT -5
The cave swooning gels get quite merry
And Margot-like, tend to shriek JERRY!
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Pooka
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Post by Pooka on Jun 6, 2005 12:23:37 GMT -5
The cave swooning gels get quite merry
And Margot-like, tend to shriek JERRY!
They surely weren't Kidding
When they thought of consid'ring . . .
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 6, 2005 14:31:32 GMT -5
The cave swooning gels get quite merry And Margot-like, tend to shriek JERRY! They surely weren't KiddingWhen they thought of consid'ring . . . That Jerry and Terry drink sherry. Amontillado. Yuk. Here's a true story. Years ago, first date with handsome hunk. In restaurant, without asking me or even glancing at me, he said to the wine waiter "two dry sherries please". I said. "And I'll have a vodka and tonic." |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 6, 2005 14:52:48 GMT -5
Who's Terry?
I like a chilled Fino myself...
I like your story!
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 6, 2005 21:06:49 GMT -5
"And I'll have a vodka and tonic." "I'll have vodka and tonic", said Nurse . . . |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 7, 2005 1:27:45 GMT -5
"I'll have vodka and tonic", said Nurse,
In tones both patrician and terse
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 7, 2005 5:02:58 GMT -5
"I'll have vodka and tonic", said Nurse, In tones both patrician and terse "Sherry's OK for trifle" Then loading her rifle |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 7, 2005 7:50:50 GMT -5
"I'll have vodka and tonic", said Nurse,
In tones both patrician and terse
"Sherry's OK for trifle"
Then loading her rifle
She shot off again -- in reverse!
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 7, 2005 8:10:26 GMT -5
While Captain was playing his sax
He noticed an incoming fax
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 7, 2005 10:44:15 GMT -5
While Captain was playing his sax
He noticed an incoming fax
It was written in Greek
Which the Skip didn't speak
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 7, 2005 10:53:24 GMT -5
While Captain was playing his sax He noticed an incoming fax It was written in Greek Which the Skip didn't speak Re: a claim for unpaid sax tax He started to shiver and shake The fools had named him as "Jake" ! |
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 7, 2005 11:52:05 GMT -5
He started to shiver and shake The fools had named him as "Jake" He shook from the cold
Poor man, rather 'old' . . .  |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 7, 2005 12:15:07 GMT -5
He started to shiver and shake
The fools had named him as "Jake"
He shook from the cold
Poor man, rather 'old' . . .
And he croaked like a broody corncrake.
A dashing young swagman from Sydney
Suffered hell with a stone in his kidney...
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 7, 2005 13:11:09 GMT -5
He started to shiver and shake The fools had named him as "Jake" He shook from the cold Poor man, rather 'old' . . . And he croaked like a broody corncrake. A dashing young swagman from Sydney Suffered hell with a stone in his kidney... I'm taking the liberty here, Captain, to announce to all that your limerick lines make me LAUGH OUT LOUD here and that's the truth. Earlier, for instance, I quickly popped in and read your limerick lines. Captain, I had to be supported, I nearly fell down, I was laughing so loudly. This can only be good. So, long may you reign. ...some grit in his eyes and attacks by the flies.... |
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