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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 5, 2005 2:25:07 GMT -5
While wriggling his toes in the sand
The skipper said "cor, this is grand"
Without delay, getting
A hell of a wetting,
He sat, getting canned, on the strand.
Not funny, but it scans...
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 5, 2005 2:28:32 GMT -5
How delightful to read our friend Pooka
Who beside, is a bit of a looka!
As she glides 'cross the scene...
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Post by Crusoe on Jun 5, 2005 10:05:33 GMT -5
Not funny, but it scans... No need to be quite so modest, Captain: it made me smile. How delightful to read our friend Pooka Who beside, is a bit of a looka! As she glides 'cross the scene... In her dinghy, serene, |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 5, 2005 12:26:26 GMT -5
Let's hope she don't get a verruca!
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 5, 2005 13:14:54 GMT -5
I've just fixed the pump so you can all stop fretting I did it with sticks and a long piece of netting .............. shall I change my name to Nurse HandyWoman?[/color]  |
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Jun 5, 2005 14:52:12 GMT -5
I've just fixed the pump so you can all stop fretting I did it with sticks and a long piece of netting A toothpick and glue And a No. 8 screw |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 5, 2005 16:09:41 GMT -5
A toothpick and glue And a No. 8 screw LOL, Lux! LOL and snorts....... ok, I've just fixed the pump so you can all stop fretting I did it with sticks and a long piece of netting A toothpick and glue And a No. 8 screw So now I've relaxed and have started on betting.... betting wasn't my first choice. But I thought petting might offend those of delicate sensibilities[/color] |
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Post by Pooka on Jun 5, 2005 20:17:24 GMT -5
Let's hope she don't get a verruca!  Let me 'resolve' that question for you all immediately. Certainly, you'd be referring to our highly saliferous waters.
Ahem. Now then...Monday morn, a great tidal wave hit . . . |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 6, 2005 2:16:34 GMT -5
Monday morn, a great tidal wave hit
And poor Pooka was hurled from her pit
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Post by Crusoe on Jun 6, 2005 5:09:32 GMT -5
Monday morn, a great tidal wave hit And poor Pooka was hurled from her pit As she floated away |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 6, 2005 6:29:52 GMT -5
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Post by Pooka on Jun 6, 2005 8:20:34 GMT -5
"Nurse, how do you find such great wit?!" |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 6, 2005 8:28:47 GMT -5
Our Crusoe needs haircut and shave.........
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 6, 2005 10:27:58 GMT -5
Our Crusoe needs haircut and shave
Or the consequences could be grave.
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Post by Crusoe on Jun 6, 2005 10:41:31 GMT -5
When left out on the sands
With long hair in both hands
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