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Post by Luxury Yacht on Jun 7, 2005 18:53:19 GMT -5
...some grit in his eyes and attacks by the flies.... The poor bloke had rotten luck, didn't 'e? A chap with a thirteen-inch snorkel, |
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 7, 2005 23:45:15 GMT -5
A chap with a thirteen-inch snorkel Who thought he was mighty immortal |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 8, 2005 5:20:25 GMT -5
A chap with a thirteen-inch snorkel Who thought he was mighty immortalGot bashed on the bridges And bitten by midges |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 8, 2005 9:57:58 GMT -5
So the IR upgraded his portal.
(looking out the window here............yes it's too good a day to work)
There once was a tiny red spider[/b]
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 8, 2005 12:11:53 GMT -5
There once was a tiny red spider
Fell into a vat full of cider
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 8, 2005 12:37:49 GMT -5
There once was a tiny red spider Fell into a vat full of cider Then a bottle of brandy, A pint mug of shandy, |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 8, 2005 18:59:06 GMT -5
There once was a tiny red spider Fell into a vat full of cider Then a bottle of brandy, A pint mug of shandy, Began flying high like a hang glider I know... I just cannot compete with these two humourous limerickers.  |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 9, 2005 1:45:15 GMT -5
There once was a socialist brawler
Named Prescott - he's built like a trawler...
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 9, 2005 2:26:55 GMT -5
There once was a socialist brawler Named Prescott - he's built like a trawler... The size of his chin - You could lose bloodhounds in |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jun 11, 2005 9:24:35 GMT -5
There once was a socialist brawler Named Prescott - he's built like a trawler The size of his chin - You could lose bloodhounds in For every unfinished poem, he grew an inch smaller!  Phew!  |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 11, 2005 9:25:43 GMT -5
About your scansion...
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Post by Pook DoggyDawg on Jun 11, 2005 13:36:46 GMT -5
It's ashen But I write with a passion Or is it a rap Do y'even give a cr*p If it's in or it's out Or it's the latest fashion? But me? I won't pout Because it's just about Time To chime in with the New prime rhyme Of Nurse Duckett Our luck it's So pleasantly done We won't muck it All up, this one This time With messed verses Because nurses Might send curses For those rhymes That aren't terse And I'm out...  |
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Crusoe
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It's...
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Post by Crusoe on Jun 13, 2005 9:38:53 GMT -5
LOL, Pook ;D
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 13, 2005 12:30:11 GMT -5
The trouble with two limericks threads
Is that no-one knows quite where to head........
er,
Back to the other one or stick here, then?
[rolling-eyes thing]Hope that someone knows the way, I'm plodding around in a sand-storm here[/rolling-eyes thing]
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