Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 7, 2005 8:34:09 GMT -5
Said Pooka to Nurse and Upsetter, "My parrot is feeling much better... His feathers were rough, Now he's come out a fluff! After laund'ring him with my soft sweaters." Said Pooka to Nurse and Upsetter, "My parrot is feeling much better". She said, "Hey Pooks, he's toast". He said, "Cook him, at most, With a glaze and a block of white cheddar".  Benbow suggested, with a smile, "I've found something you may find worthwhile... |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 7, 2005 9:10:31 GMT -5
Benbow suggested, with a smile,
"I've found something you may find worthwhile
It grunts, farts and howls,
And then imitates owls,
It's a Japanese internet file!
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Post by Pooka on Aug 7, 2005 11:39:09 GMT -5
Benbow suggested, with a smile, "I've found something you may find worthwhile It grunts, farts and howls, And then imitates owls, It's a Japanese internet file! LOL |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 7, 2005 12:44:05 GMT -5
There was an old fella in Surrey
Who dropped his false teeth in some slurry...
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 7, 2005 18:41:40 GMT -5
There was an old fella in Surrey Who dropped his false teeth in some slurry... The insurance would pay And 'is wife said, "Now, stay," And they buried it all in a 'urry. |
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 7, 2005 18:47:05 GMT -5
But t' dentist said "Hey,
y' can't do it that way,
it''s got to be done wi' a mangle;
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 8, 2005 3:27:28 GMT -5
And...?
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 8, 2005 15:57:58 GMT -5
Must I do everything myself? Tsk.  |
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 8, 2005 16:07:17 GMT -5
But t' dentist said "Hey, y' can't do it that way, it''s got to be done wi' a mangle; "Norwich Union will swear That you lost your spare pair If they're not crushed at this precise angle" |
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 8, 2005 16:07:53 GMT -5
The Luxury Yacht is all-knowing I see the potential she's showing . . . HI!  |
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 8, 2005 16:12:11 GMT -5
Her gunwales and bilges
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 8, 2005 16:31:50 GMT -5
The Luxury Yacht is all-knowing I see the potential she's showing Her gunwales and bilges Are perfectly drilled, jus' Enough for her to get to rowing Sorry, Lux!  |
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sea horse
Islander
There is a distant isle, Around which sea-horses glippin ...
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Post by sea horse on Aug 8, 2005 17:32:45 GMT -5
Can anyone start?
If so ...
There was a lithe lady who leapt
On the kitchen counter, except
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 9, 2005 2:18:24 GMT -5
There was a lithe lady who leapt
On the kitchen counter, except
Her aim was so poor
That her bum hit the floor
And her pussy-cat sneered "How inept!"
I once knew a lady named Snell
Who swallowed a small silver bell...
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 9, 2005 2:51:55 GMT -5
I once knew a lady named Snell
Who swallowed a small silver bell.
She exclaimed, "Now I feel
That it gives me appeal,
And I tinkle quite often, as well."
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