Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 9, 2005 2:54:04 GMT -5
But her friend, Mary-Jane, didn't know,
Until she heard bells, soft and low,
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Crusoe
Islander
It's...
Posts: 705
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Post by Crusoe on Aug 9, 2005 3:35:42 GMT -5
That her spouse was impressed,
With Ms Snell, when undressed,
And liked ringing her bell from below.
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Crusoe
Islander
It's...
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Post by Crusoe on Aug 9, 2005 3:37:15 GMT -5
Must I do everything myself? Yes, indeed: it’s the least you can do having left us for so long  |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 9, 2005 4:02:39 GMT -5
Miss Snell and her bell caused confusion
When she tinkled one day in seclusion
With the door locked, of course,
She was seeking the source
Of the sound - huh - a foregone conclusion!
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Aug 9, 2005 4:57:03 GMT -5
Embarrassment struck one fine morning,
When her nether winds broke without warning...
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Crusoe
Islander
It's...
Posts: 705
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Post by Crusoe on Aug 9, 2005 5:29:09 GMT -5
The deafening peel,
Made the postmaster reel,
As is brought down the post office awning.
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 9, 2005 7:06:17 GMT -5
Miss Snell met a very sad end
While trying to ring up a friend...
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Aug 9, 2005 7:20:53 GMT -5
Miss Snell met a very sad end
While trying to ring up a friend,
She had such bad luck
When her clapper got stuck...
Neither Snell nor her bell will now mend.
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
Posts: 792
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Post by Pooka on Aug 9, 2005 7:37:10 GMT -5
And now, Ms. Snell's left in the dark
With her bell, ringing soft as a lark . . .
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Crusoe
Islander
It's...
Posts: 705
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Post by Crusoe on Aug 10, 2005 8:09:26 GMT -5
And now, Ms. Snell's left in the dark With her bell, ringing soft as a lark . . . Like her clappers, she’s gone, And no more will ring on, |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 10, 2005 9:45:50 GMT -5
And now, Ms. Snell's left in the dark
With her bell, ringing soft as a lark
Like her clappers, she’s gone,
And no more will ring on,
And her bite is much worse than her bark.
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Upsetter
Islander
friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Hearing Aids
Posts: 200
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Post by Upsetter on Aug 10, 2005 12:27:53 GMT -5
Miss Snell met a very sad end
While trying to ring up a friend...
and he answered 'So alone'
Most distressing she said
As the line swiftly went dead
Hanging onto the Telephone.
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Upsetter
Islander
friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Hearing Aids
Posts: 200
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Post by Upsetter on Aug 10, 2005 12:29:41 GMT -5
Quick someone - tell a joke!
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 10, 2005 14:53:44 GMT -5
Or a Limerick - that would be nice...
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Post by Lux Interior on Aug 10, 2005 17:07:58 GMT -5
There was a young woman from Heaven
Who ordered a taxi for seven
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