Hello

[Nurse Duckett]

Crusoe said:

Ooh, and hello, Nurse Duckett.

WELCOME

I suspect you’re wasted among your liniments and embrocations so a holiday on an exotic island sounds just the thing.

Hello Crusoe. Thank you for the welcome. Every island needs a Nursie so I thought I'd volunteer.

Brushing with iodine a speciality[/color]

[Luxury Yacht]

Upsetter said:

Sry..gotta go, I've been voted off already

Hello, Upsetter. I am of course delighted to see you.

I just meant ... well, your name says it all, really.

[Luxury Yacht]

Nurse said:

Hello Crusoe. Thank you for the welcome. Every island needs a Nursie so I thought I'd volunteer.

Hello, Nurse Duckett. Did you bring your screens?*

*_{Factor 25 for me, please}

[Luxury Yacht]

While I'm here, I'd like to compliment our host on designing such a beautiful island. Hoorah!

[Crusoe]

Luxury said:

While I'm here, I'd like to compliment our host on designing such a beautiful island. Hoorah!

I wouldn’t if I were you. It’ll go straight to his head and he’ll need a stern talking to from Upsetter before he calms down again.

[Pooka]

Luxury said:

While I'm here, I'd like to compliment our host on designing such a beautiful island. Hoorah!

It is a very lovely isle... well done, Beak!


And if this upsets the Upsetter, then he'll just have me to deal with.

[Lawrence]

Crusoe said:

And a hearty WELCOME to Dr. Jones, as well.

That’s a fine seafarer’s beard I’m pleased to say, Dr. J

Wait till you see my R4 V-neck pullover ;D

[Nurse Duckett]

Luxury said:

While I'm here, I'd like to compliment our host on designing such a beautiful island. Hoorah!

I couldn't agree more, LY. So easy on the eyes.

[Crusoe]

Lawrence said:

Wait till you see my R4 V-neck pullover ;D

I trust you wear it back-to-front

[Nurse Duckett]

Crusoe said:

I trust you wear it back-to-front

and upside-down. With a shell necklace.

We ought to have a Dress Code, don't you think? Especially for breakfast.

[Crusoe]

Quite Right, Nurse Druckett, we need to wear ties and shell necklaces to breakfast: it will create the right atmosphere (for what, I’m not sure but that’s another issue).

[Nurse Duckett]

Crusoe said:

Quite Right, Nurse Druckett, we need to wear ties and shell necklaces to breakfast: it will create the right atmosphere (for what, I’m not sure but that’s another issue).

That's Duckett by the way.

Ties and shell necklaces, with shirts and jackets I hope. Certain standards, don't you know. In particularly hot weather the Beak may permit the removal of jackets but only on the terrace beach. This is known (in some circles) as Red Sea Rig.

Are thongs to be allowed? I'd say not on Thursdays.

Fancy a ginger nut? You can dunk it in your R. Whites' Lemonade.

[Crusoe]

Nurse said:

That's Duckett by the way.

Oops, sorry, Nursie. I think I was thinking of Peter Drucker

Nurse said:

Certain standards, don't you know.

Of course. We’re very civilised, here (although, to be honest, if we weren’t I’m not sure the beak would notice: he seems a little, ah, fond of the rum supply).

Nurse said:

Are thongs to be allowed?

Only if we give them names in the Thong Title Game

Nurse said:

Fancy a ginger nut?.

Yes please. As long as you haven’t been combing your hair over them.

Nurse said:

You can dunk it in your R. Whites' Lemonade.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh! I’m a secret lemonade drinker.

[Kona Kai]

Crusoe said:

Only if we give them names in the Thong Title Game

;D ;D ;D

[Pooka]

Nurse said:

Ties and shell necklaces, with shirts and jackets I hope. Certain standards, don't you know.

Thanks for the forewarned dress parameters. No jeans, I presume.

Are thongs to be allowed? I'd say not on Thursdays.

Might jeans be allowed on Fridays? At my little hut-away-from-home*, jeans are allowed on Fridays. Although apparently brains are allowed to be on whatever day of the week they wish to be, and I think mine happens to be on Sundae already.



* You know, that place where you pretend to work and they pretend to pay you?