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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 21, 2005 13:24:20 GMT -5
When waiting for the phone to ring, It helps to think of Crosby (Bing)  If Crosby (Bing) sounds not much fun Then think of Crosby (not), Stills Nash and Young. yeah, I know it's not a limerick really....... but I just wanted to push this button ;D now that it works |
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Post by Seaweed on Jun 21, 2005 13:49:40 GMT -5
When waiting for the phone to ring,
It helps to think of Crosby (Bing)
Coz beyond the reef
Sits Georgia O'Keeffe
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Post by Seaweed on Jun 21, 2005 13:52:40 GMT -5
When waiting for the phone to ring, It helps to think of Crosby (Bing) If Crosby (Bing) sounds not much fun Then think of Crosby (not), Stills Nash and Young Can they act? They sure can sing Or did they all just have a fling? Well, coz Seaweed's too slow to run I suppose this limerick is done  |
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jun 21, 2005 16:09:11 GMT -5
When your hair goes a seaweed colour
You know that it's time to (get a new stylist) say "Duller?"
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Post by Benbow on Jun 22, 2005 1:52:04 GMT -5
When your hair goes a seaweed colour You know that it's time to (get a new stylist) say "Duller?" When damp it goes slack, Just like bladderwrack, |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 22, 2005 9:37:08 GMT -5
As greasy as any fried cruller.
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Post by Benbow on Jun 22, 2005 14:45:20 GMT -5
If you're not starting one cap'n, I will:
I have a large boil that is troubling...
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Post by Pooka on Jun 22, 2005 16:19:22 GMT -5
I have a large boil that is troubling... If not tended to, I'm afraid of it doubling |
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Post by Benbow on Jun 23, 2005 2:19:08 GMT -5
I have a large boil that is troubling
If not tended to, I'm afraid of it doubling.
Now it's come to a head
And it's livid and red...
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 23, 2005 4:19:58 GMT -5
I have a large boil that is troubling
If not tended to, I'm afraid of it doubling.
Now it's come to a head
And it's livid and red...
Stand back - the bloody thing's bubbling!
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 23, 2005 4:27:04 GMT -5
A musical seal, named Carruthers
Played works by Rossini, and others...
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Post by Benbow on Jun 23, 2005 5:07:43 GMT -5
A musical seal, named Carruthers
Played works by Rossini, and others,
Though his hasty dismissal
Of Harry Birtwhistle
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 23, 2005 6:30:06 GMT -5
A musical seal, named Carruthers
Played works by Rossini, and others,
Though his hasty dismissal
Of Harry Birtwhistle
Brought plaudits from all of his brothers.
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Post by Benbow on Jun 23, 2005 7:23:51 GMT -5
I hoped you'd say something like that.
(In fact, that could be the opening line of the next limerick)
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Post by Line 2 on Jun 23, 2005 7:50:06 GMT -5
I hoped you'd say something like that
In walloon or serbo-croat
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