101 uses for a prosthetic foot

[Upsetter]

Now a few people think I'm super - which is true. But even more feel that I must be, by nature, very superstitious - which is both a presumption and a misapprehension. Nevertheless I insist on keeping the foot in my pocket - it is a 'lucky foot!'...my lottery numbers have already come up in the time I've taken to write this post!
..the bad news is that I'm stuck on a desert island

<its a mirage, Upsetter>

Nooooooooooooooooo!