Island Intoxication Station

[Pooka]

Stop and drop off a drink recipe...

Just take caution and "don't drink and sail",
or you may end up in the Island Jail.

I'll start you all off with the B-52:

1/3 shot Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/3 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1/3 shot Bailey's® Irish cream

Pump it up a notch.
Make it 1 shot of each and serve on the rocks.

[Benbow]

5 tablespoons of lime juice
2 tablespoons of iced coffee
Zest of Lemon
2 oz Raisins
3 teaspoons of sugar
1 bottle of red wine.

Mix the lime juice, coffee, lemon, raisins and sugar together.
Immediately pour the mixture away.
Drink the wine.

If you haven't got red wine, feel free to use any other alcohol which is available

[Nurse Duckett]

Take a bucket and fill it with water
Plunge your hands in, up to your wrists

first two lines of a dammed good poem there

OK. Take a cup and sling in a tea bag. Top up with boiling water. Slosh the tea bag around in the boiling water until the water becomes, er, tea-coloured. Open the fridge and take out some milk. Dribble some milk into the cup and stir some more until it's the colour you want. Hoick out the tea bag and squeeze on edge of cup, then slam it into the flip top bin. Or the special bowl for compost if you're into the green recycling thang and have a garden. Put the milk back in the fridge. Lob in six sugars.

Stir the tea and present it to the nearest tea-totaller.

Get stuck into the vino.

[Seaweed]

You all are making this way too complicated.



In order to imbibe in favourite drink:

1. Walk toward fridge
2. Open door and grasp ice cold beer
3. Open beer, pour into mug, and enjoy


-- or --


1. Walk to nearest pub and pay bartender to do it for you

[dulcinea]

ask man sommelier to decant a bottle of vosnee romanee and serve in classical fashion



or adopting a descreet bacchus style

[Crusoe]

nurseduckett said:

. Lob in six sugars.

Stir the tea and present it to the nearest tea-totaller.

Six sugars? Best give it to the nearest builder, Nursie.

[sea horse]

What about a cocktail, like Sex on the Beach?

For most of us, it has to be this one:



because, according to yesterday's papers, to get this one,



you have to come from the West Midlands.

[Benbow]

urchin said:

... according to yesterday's papers, to get this one,



you have to come from the West Midlands.

I was going to do my Frank Skinner impression here, but it doesn't work the same in print, unfortunately.

[dulcie]

i'll have a craise finton kirk, please

[last bus to ladbroke grove]

puka said:

I'll start you all off with the B-52:

1/3 shot Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/3 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1/3 shot Bailey's® Irish cream

Pump it up a notch.
Make it 1 shot of each and serve on the rocks.

N-52 (the kensal rise);

1/2 cup Nescafe
1/3 handful peanuts (crushed)
1 bottle of Jamaican rum

climb to the top deck and ring the bell.

[but seriously]

A Phil Collins (variation of a Tom Collins);

1/4 Gin esis
2 hearts
24 lemons
1 bottle hair restorer
1 over baked potato, peeled (no jacket required)

[Captain Nudnick]

A pint of Drambuie shandy, please...