Hats, Silly and Essential

[Nurse Duckett]

Look at this lot:


and here are some Proper Hats:





and


Apologies for uneven size of hats. Pooks would have squared them all up, no doubt[/color]



ps. who IS he?

[Frito Lai]

Sorry, no disrespect intended.

[Luxury Yacht]

What delightful hats, Nursie. And don't all those women look happy!

It would be pleasant to conclude that delightful hat = happy person. However,



cake notwithstanding.

[Captain Nudnick]

I live opposite the close leading to the parish church. The millinery I see when people are getting married is a constant source of wonder and delight... whoever thought they looked anything other than ludicrous in those hats?

I have noticed that very few UK actors in period, e.g., 1930s or 1940s drama, look as though they are wearing their own hats - and the anachronistic haircuts don't help. Somehow, American actors manage to do this... strange.

I haven't owned a titfer since about 1965.

[Captain Nudnick]

Now that's comedy!



Old rotten-hat!

[Puka Shel]

. . . . MR. SMEDS AND MR. SPATS . . . . Mr. Spats Had twenty-one hats And none of them Were the same. And Mr. Smeds Had twenty-one heads And only one hat to his name.

Now, when Mr. Smeds Met Mr. Spats, They talked of the Buying and selling of hats. And Mr. Spats Bought Mr. Smeds' hat! Did you ever hear anything Crazier than that? . By Shel Silverstein ('A Light In The Attic') .

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[Nurse Duckett]

Choice of hats for the Captain (poor chap)



This one fits!

[Tiger Lil']

[Tres Sheik]

[Nurse Duckett]

Hats for Crusoe:



and

[Benbow]

Feel free to post Great Dane jokes.

[Crusoe]

captainnudnick said:

Now that's comedy!

Old rotten-hat!

I think this is a nice piece of art. Doesn’t look much like a hat, though.

[Crusoe]

nurseduckett said:

Hats for Crusoe:

Hmm, you think a hat called “floppy swinger” is appropriate, do you. Thanks a lot, Nursie.

Obviously this is more my style, just don’t take the pith:-

[Nurse Duckett]

LOL Crusoe!

I can't quite see what you're wearing here

so keyed in floppy hat and got that, but had more in mind something very floppy indeed like this:


Did you make it from this?
Here's the idea

[Nurse Duckett]

Hats for Lux, but not quite sure what one wears in, on, or as a Luxury Yacht