Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Jul 21, 2005 3:00:39 GMT -5
pineapple stuffed into their mouths, as popularized by
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 21, 2005 4:17:14 GMT -5
all of Titian's models, something discovered by an eccentric but essentially harmless gravedigger who was
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Jul 21, 2005 4:29:16 GMT -5
given to reciting the following limerick:
When Titian was mixing rosemadder
With a model posed nude, on a ladder,
The position to Titian
Suggested coition,
So he went up the ladder, and had her
This of course was frowned upon by the
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 21, 2005 6:14:05 GMT -5
bloke who made the ladder, who was standing underneath it doing something inscrutable with his
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
Posts: 792
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Post by Pooka on Jul 24, 2005 2:13:09 GMT -5
fingers crossed, repeating the words:
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 24, 2005 2:49:43 GMT -5
Is It? but then, as usual,
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Jul 24, 2005 3:12:34 GMT -5
when the bell went for tea, he would invariably pull out his
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 24, 2005 3:41:14 GMT -5
filthy handkerchief, narrow his mean eyes, arrange his loathsome features into the usual sneer and start
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Jul 24, 2005 3:46:12 GMT -5
practising his Morris-dancing, accompanied by the elderly couple from down the road, who played the spoons and the washboard in a manner most
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 24, 2005 5:58:28 GMT -5
practising his Morris-dancing, Hey you like living dangerously! LuxSweetie, he's innocent, OK? surprising for ancient gnarled withered old crabbit relics, whose usual activities consisted of (1) talking about the weather; (2) talking about their health and operations; (3) twitching the curtains; and |
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Jul 24, 2005 6:26:09 GMT -5
practising his Morris-dancing, Hey you like living dangerously! LuxSweetie, he's innocent, OK? Well you were the one who mentioned the hankerchief! nude sun-bathing on the front lawn, a habit they had picked up from |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jul 24, 2005 6:34:33 GMT -5
the local over-80s nudist zen motorcycling formation team, who
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Benbow
Islander
Left hand down a bit...
Posts: 625
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Post by Benbow on Jul 24, 2005 6:42:03 GMT -5
toured extensively, performing at church fêtes, village halls and the European Festival of Erotica, this year held in
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 24, 2005 9:30:56 GMT -5
my back garden, which should provide some
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Upsetter
Islander
friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Hearing Aids
Posts: 200
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Post by Upsetter on Jul 24, 2005 10:16:29 GMT -5
Nurse Duckett
Could you come to the Admirals cabin with immediate effect please.
yrs, Admiral Upsetter, Esq.
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