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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 24, 2005 12:09:42 GMT -5
Nurse Duckett Could you come to the Admirals cabin with immediate effect please. yrs, Admiral Upsetter, Esq. You called? Apologies for delay but I was sorting out the Tour de Desert Island France. (it's in another thread) Yrs, pantingly, Duckett, Nurse. |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jul 25, 2005 1:17:19 GMT -5
Put your pantings back on , Nursie...
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 25, 2005 8:29:01 GMT -5
said the window cleaner, adjusting his plackets with
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Jul 25, 2005 16:45:27 GMT -5
his right hand, while daintily waving his left writhst and whithspering thweet nothings to his pal, Bruce . . .
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jul 26, 2005 1:25:33 GMT -5
... a German Shepherd - no really - not a dog - a shepherd from Stuttgart
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 26, 2005 2:43:40 GMT -5
an area not known for its sheep, which was why
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Jul 26, 2005 6:12:19 GMT -5
Bruce relied upon the affections of the window cleaner, having no immediate outlet for his natural inclinations, however during the
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 26, 2005 7:09:29 GMT -5
War the only thing which kept him going was dreaming about ginger biscuits and
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Jul 26, 2005 8:13:59 GMT -5
leaving Germany for the vast sheep farms of the Antipodes, where he could fully indulge his
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 26, 2005 8:20:13 GMT -5
passion for cockatoo-wrestling and live underground like those mad miners of
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Jul 26, 2005 8:26:09 GMT -5
Cobba-Cobba, where men were men, and heaven help any
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 26, 2005 8:33:14 GMT -5
one from Novosibirk who wandered in by mistake thinking that their
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Jul 26, 2005 8:48:19 GMT -5
boat had come in just because some Sheila had
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Post by Nurse Duckett on Jul 26, 2005 10:28:25 GMT -5
said "G'Day?" with that very irritating Antipodean rising inflection at the end of every sentence which makes everthing they say sound like a Question, even "I'm going to the Beach?" or
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Jul 26, 2005 10:31:34 GMT -5
'Toss us another tinny, mate' , a way of speaking unfortunately adopted by every pre-pubescent
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