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[Benbow]

-enthusiastic nocturnal manoeuvres, not dissimilar to those practised by

[Nurse Duckett]

pyschiatrists, the Ticket Man at Fulham Broadway Station, and blokes in Australia who wear

[Benbow]

see-through thongs and galoshes, which are designed to

[Captain Nudnick]

fend off star-dust, molasses, horse-manure and evangelists

[Benbow]

who are notorious for their unsavoury habit of sprinkling tabasco sauce on to the ends of their

[Pom]

digeridoos and

[Nurse Duckett]

baguettes, which as everyone with an opinion worth tuppence in old money and worth listening to: a rare combination, regrettably, will agree, and I reserve the inalienable right to mangle my syntax on Tuesdays, should always be served al fresco AND

[Benbow]

with cold beer, especially on Tuesdays, after the syntax has been paid to the priest, Father O'Flannagan, a man with an impressive

[Nurse Duckett]

lantern jaw and collection of over 100 carefully-ironed surgical trusses which he was hoping to bequeath to little Jimmy, who knows nothing of this bizarre legacy because he

[Benbow]

has spent the last seven years in a monastery, where he is frequently

[Sacra Virginitas]

to be found on his knees w**king very hard under the supervision of

[Nurse Duckett]

a well-known Writer, also an ActOR (they speak like that, ActORs) (and you have to address actresses as ActORS these days)

(bangs head on desk)

who makes up imaginary children in order to

(previews post)

commit the crime of Tautology which is

[Benbow]

something that I, myself, am never guilty of, personally," said little Jim to the old thespian who had taken him in hand so kindly and

[Nurse Duckett]

trimmed his nostril hairs with a

[Benbow]

certain degree of panache, before patting him playfully upon the