Benbow
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Post by Benbow on Jun 19, 2005 10:34:50 GMT -5
A "Don Juan" in years prior Quite liked - uhh . . . drinking Bordeaux He loved it so much that he drank Bordeaux dry, The French weren't too happy, And said with a cry... |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 20, 2005 0:38:01 GMT -5
'Oh, merde' they all shouted
'Quel ivrogne!' and the like.
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Benbow
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Post by Benbow on Jun 20, 2005 3:23:15 GMT -5
And other things in fluent French,
(Translates as 'On yer bike')
But never mind,
There's lots to drink...
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Post by Pooks on Jun 20, 2005 11:21:24 GMT -5
Then Petite Mlle. Muffet
Began to think
She mistook the tuffet and curds and whey
For a large banquet table, complete with buffet
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Benbow
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Post by Benbow on Jun 22, 2005 1:59:33 GMT -5
Then Petite Mlle. Muffet Began to think She mistook the tuffet and curds and whey For a large banquet table, complete with buffet She had a big party, And invited Jack Spratt, But found Georgie Porgie To be quite a pratt, For just as the the music... |
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Post by Seaweed on Jun 22, 2005 3:09:56 GMT -5
Had started to play She was already wasted Knocked over the tray  Began to see visions It got rather tricky She thought she was Alice Who slipped her a Mickey? . . . |
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Benbow
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Post by Benbow on Jun 22, 2005 8:23:48 GMT -5
She awoke the next morning,
A pain in her head,
Aghast to discover
She was sharing a bed
With...
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Post by Seaweed on Jun 22, 2005 9:13:57 GMT -5
With none other than
The Jolly Green Giant?
Or was it Jack's Bean Stalk
She was quite defiant . . .
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Post by Below decks on Jun 29, 2005 18:41:57 GMT -5
With none other than The Jolly Green Giant? Or was it Jack's Bean Stalk She was quite defiant . . .[/quote] But found that the giant Was less than compliant When asked to provide her With curds, whey and spider |
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Post by Benbow on Jun 30, 2005 1:57:39 GMT -5
With none other than The Jolly Green Giant? Or was it Jack's Bean Stalk She was quite defiant But found that the giant Was less than compliant When asked to provide her With curds, whey and spider His wicked intention Was to snuggle beside her, And gently seduce her With veggies so green And extravagant offers To make her his queen. "Good sir" said Miss Muffet,... |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Jun 30, 2005 3:35:41 GMT -5
"Is that a beanstalk or are you just pleased to see me?"
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