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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 16, 2005 11:00:54 GMT -5
Now I hadn't thought of a female curate...
There was a young woman called Mandy
Who'd perform an odd act, just for candy...
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 16, 2005 13:39:54 GMT -5
There was a young woman called Mandy
Who'd perform an odd act, just for candy
It involved lighted candles
And stiletto-heeled sandals
So she kept fire-extinguishers handy.
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 16, 2005 13:41:15 GMT -5
A man with a walrus moustache
Took a day-trip to see Romney Marsh
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Pooka
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Post by Pooka on Aug 17, 2005 3:15:29 GMT -5
I hadn't thought of a female... Now that's a first, isn't it?  A man with a walrus moustache Took a day-trip to see Romney Marsh Bought drinks for the ladies But sold his Mercedes Because, see? - he ran out of cash. |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 17, 2005 3:38:51 GMT -5
A gentleman farmer, named Pratt
Raised nothing, apart from his hat...
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Post by Luxury Yacht on Aug 17, 2005 14:18:54 GMT -5
Because, see? - he ran out of cash. Carsh?? Though come to think of it, half the time I do pronounce it "moustash" so it's me own fault  I should have said something about sausage & mash instead. |
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Post by Benbow on Aug 18, 2005 2:50:25 GMT -5
A gentleman farmer, named Pratt
Raised nothing, apart from his hat,
But some little blue pills
Soon cured all his ills,
And the milkmaid's becoming quite fat!
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Post by Benbow on Aug 18, 2005 6:24:58 GMT -5
Another old farmer, named Briggs,
Was incredibly fond of his pigs,
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 18, 2005 6:45:48 GMT -5
Another old farmer, named Briggs,
Was incredibly fond of his pigs,
They were Pinky and Perky
Or p'raps vicky verky,
Which was which, Briggs could not give two figs.
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Post by Benbow on Aug 18, 2005 7:20:37 GMT -5
To give figs to pigs is outrageous,
They'd fall ill with something contagious,
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Pooka
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Post by Pooka on Aug 18, 2005 7:59:19 GMT -5
To give figs to pigs is outrageous, They'd fall ill with something contagious, If they're prime for the takin' And well 'nough for bakin' They could become quite advantageous. Is it right to serve bacon and eggs At a party with several beer kegs? |
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Post by Crusoe on Aug 18, 2005 11:13:35 GMT -5
In theory, it’s fine,
But it’s better with wine,
Just steer clear of bad bacon and dregs.
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 19, 2005 2:07:11 GMT -5
A flighty young filly from Staines,
Was not over-burdened with brains...
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Pooka
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Post by Pooka on Aug 20, 2005 0:55:46 GMT -5
A flighty young filly from Staines, Was not over-burdened with brains... Doesn't know how to power The sink, nor the shower So she stands in the nude when it rains. There once was a crooked young bloke Who pulled off one he** of a joke . . . |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 20, 2005 1:30:50 GMT -5
What's a 'he**'?
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