Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 13, 2005 6:07:28 GMT -5
Young Pooka loves Seuss- fancy that! She feeds green eggs and ham to her cat Though she may rebuka She never does puka Just sits on the mat with her hat... what a brat!  |
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 13, 2005 6:07:48 GMT -5
The Queen, does she also eat ham?
Or does she prefer leg of lamb? . . .
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 13, 2005 6:13:25 GMT -5
Young Pooka loves Seuss- fancy that!
She feeds green eggs and ham to her cat
The pussy-cat purrs,
But we know it prefers
To kill rats - with a small baseball bat.
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 13, 2005 6:16:23 GMT -5
The Queen, does she also eat ham?
Or does she prefer leg of lamb?
Will she nibble a smidgin
Of roasted Wood Pigeon...?
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 13, 2005 6:20:27 GMT -5
The Queen, does she also eat ham?
Or does she prefer leg of lamb?
Yet swan is the meat
Only monarchs may eat,
(But I'll bet she prefers bread and jam)
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 13, 2005 6:22:43 GMT -5
The Queen, does she also eat ham?
Or does she prefer leg of lamb?
Will she nibble a smidgin
Of roasted Wood Pigeon,
And swill it all down with a dram?
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 13, 2005 18:43:31 GMT -5
 The damsel with spiked fuchsia hair
Said, "Fer shur, dude! Like, I always wear:
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 14, 2005 2:29:42 GMT -5
The damsel with spiked fuchsia hair
Said, "Fer shur, dude! Like, I always wear
Chartreuse panty-hose
And a bone through my nose"
I said "Do you? Go on, show us. Where?"
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Pooka
Islander
shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 14, 2005 10:25:05 GMT -5
She said, "The location's taboo
To share publicly, but if you . . .
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Upsetter
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friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Hearing Aids
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Post by Upsetter on Aug 14, 2005 10:54:48 GMT -5
Umm..no thanks, but you're just Dirks type    She said, "The location's taboo To share publicly, but if you . . . really do want to know why I'm well known in Soho look up! its in neon!.. 'The female La Rue!' |
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 16, 2005 2:03:24 GMT -5
There was a young lady from Streatham
And if fellers would grope her, she'd let 'em...
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Benbow
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Left hand down a bit...
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Post by Benbow on Aug 16, 2005 4:17:29 GMT -5
There was a young lady from Streatham
And if fellers would grope her, she'd let 'em.
She was apt to believe
If she didn't, they'd grieve,
And she had no great wish to upset 'em.
Her beliefs came from deep held conviction,
To avoid confrontational friction,
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Crusoe
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It's...
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Post by Crusoe on Aug 16, 2005 5:11:32 GMT -5
So she drifted through life,
Like the mistress and wife,
In a work of erotic pulp fiction.
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Post by Captain Nudnick on Aug 16, 2005 6:32:11 GMT -5
Good work, gentlemen!
A palid young curate from Bude
Dreamed of preaching in church, in the nude...
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Pooka
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shell we dance?
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Post by Pooka on Aug 16, 2005 9:41:02 GMT -5
 She checked with the abbot Who said, "Wear the habit To cover your wide latitude!"  |
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